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Masturbation Voy?

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(29 Sep 2018 09:04)cheshirecat Wrote:  I have always had a thing about watching women wank. I have been lucky enough to have a lot of females who were happy to do it Infront of me, real world, not internet. I also get a massive kick from being watched while I do it, with the other person's consent of course, I don't just appear in public with me raincoat on lol
Methinks thou dost protest too much CC!
I reckon that makes you number one suspect to be The Phantom Flasher of Alderley Edge.
But don't worry, I'm sure that your forum friends won't grass on you!

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29 Sep 2018 09:56
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Not entirely sure that accusing other members of criminal acts is in the best taste RM

If you don't try it how do you know you don't like it?
29 Sep 2018 11:09
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(29 Sep 2018 11:09)Diamond123 Wrote:  Not entirely sure that accusing other members of criminal acts is in the best taste RM

Was obviously said tongue in cheek, Diamond. 
29 Sep 2018 12:13
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I am sure that RM meant it in jest, as RM knows as well as I do that to flash in Alderley Edge, one must possess a 24 carat phallus. Unfortunately, I don't.
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(29 Sep 2018 13:52)cheshirecat Wrote:  I am sure that RM meant it in jest, as RM knows as well as I do that to flash in Alderley Edge, one must possess a 24 carat phallus. Unfortunately, I don't.

There's always gold body paint CC. I'm a dab hand with a paint brush! 
29 Sep 2018 13:59
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Thanks for the offer lady L, perhaps we could use paint by numbers, I hear 69 is a good one to start with, what do you reckon ?
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I'd steer clear of the gold body paint CC. The last time I used that I needed a wire brush to remove it. My cock looked like one of the extras from 'Saving Private Ryan'!

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(29 Sep 2018 13:59)Lady L Wrote:  
(29 Sep 2018 13:52)cheshirecat Wrote:  I am sure that RM meant it in jest, as RM knows as well as I do that to flash in Alderley Edge, one must possess a 24 carat phallus. Unfortunately, I don't.

There's always gold body paint CC. I'm a dab hand with a paint brush! 

I've just had another thought - didn't a certain Mr. D Beckham used to live in Alderly Edge and isnt he known as "goldenballs"? 
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(30 Sep 2018 12:41)Lady L Wrote:  
(29 Sep 2018 13:59)Lady L Wrote:  
(29 Sep 2018 13:52)cheshirecat Wrote:  I am sure that RM meant it in jest, as RM knows as well as I do that to flash in Alderley Edge, one must possess a 24 carat phallus. Unfortunately, I don't.

There's always gold body paint CC. I'm a dab hand with a paint brush! 

I've just had another thought - didn't a certain Mr. D Beckham used to live in Alderly Edge and isnt he known as "goldenballs"? 
Hmmm....
An interesting development in the 'Flasher' case Lady L.
Perhaps you've hit upon the reason for a certain ex Spice Girl always looking so worried.
The mystery continues....

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