"To Sleep, Perchance To Be Wanked Off"

Oh what a beautiful awakening I had at 3am on this fine, moon drenched morning.
I was brought out of my restful slumber by the gentle hand of a fair maiden, wrapped tenderly around my hardening cock, and slowly wanking it back and forth, back and forth, like the motion of a fair galleon, upon a restless sea.
I writhed gently about the bed as the fair maiden worked her magic upon my oozing length, her tempo quickening as she brought me expertly towards my inevitable orgasm.
I grasped and massaged my heavy balls as her motion got faster and faster, steadily increasing until....
A veritable fountain of heavenly love juice spurted from my grateful cock, and then the fair maiden held me in her arms until she doth restoreth my restful slumber.

As handjobs go, it was a fucking good one!

Does anybody else have any such wondrous tales to share within ye olde thread?

"Much ado about nothing" would be a better description for my activities. :-)

(19 Apr 2019 07:09)Maurice Wrote:  "Much ado about nothing" would be a better description for my activities. :-)

Now, now Maurice.
Surely as hot blooded male you know that there's a perfectly feasible solution when nothing seems to be happening in the bedroom department.
And I'm not ashamed to say that it cums highly recommended by me!
Have fun my friend.

(19 Apr 2019 07:09)Maurice Wrote:  "Much ado about nothing" would be a better description for my activities. :-)

I know how that feels, Maurice

(19 Apr 2019 07:09)Maurice Wrote:  "Much ado about nothing" would be a better description for my activities. :-)

Know just what you mean Maurice !

' Comedy of Errors'  describes  my sexual activities perfectly !!

The best I can hope for at the moment is 'a midsummer night's dream' about 'the merry wives of windsor' or 'two gentlemen from verona'

My other half at the moment comes from the little known sequal to the taming of the shrew, awakening of the nympho

(19 Apr 2019 12:43)BBWLovers7` Wrote:  My other half at the moment comes from the little known sequal to the taming of the shrew, awakening of the nympho

Yes that one seems to be receiving some fantastic reviews BBWL.
Where do you recommend I go for the optimum experience of it?
I'm hoping there's a showing very local to my bedroom at a convenient time.