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Messy food sex

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Messy food sex

Him-im jus  wondering  if any of you like messy food sex when u rub cream or custard or sumthin  over you and then have it likd off you .
We done it a couple times n luvd it but it's a fucker to clean evrythng up after.

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07 Feb 2019 05:12
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RE: Messy food sex

Think you need plastic mat,
Would like to try chocolate sauce or something.
07 Feb 2019 06:45
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RE: Messy food sex

Some of those plastic sheets decorators use msybe

If you don't try it how do you know you don't like it?
07 Feb 2019 10:30
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RE: Messy food sex

(07 Feb 2019 10:30)Diamond123 Wrote:  Some of those plastic sheets decorators use msybe
Too thin and they stick to bare flesh. Tarpaulin works better and is reusable.

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07 Feb 2019 14:24
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RE: Messy food sex

I'm sorry guys, but all this talk of plastic sheets and tarpaulins is decidedly unsexy. I know it might be practical but surely messy sex is supposed to leave a mess?!

If my guy lays down a plastic sheet for me, I shall head to the kitchen for a nice brew instead!
(This post was last modified: 07 Feb 2019 14:59 by Lady L.)
07 Feb 2019 14:57
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RE: Messy food sex

(07 Feb 2019 14:57)Lady L Wrote:  I'm sorry guys, but all this talk of plastic sheets and tarpaulins is decidedly unsexy. I know it might be practical but surely messy sex is supposed to leave a mess?!

If my guy lays down a plastic sheet for me, I shall head to the kitchen for a nice brew instead!

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07 Feb 2019 15:00
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RE: Messy food sex

(07 Feb 2019 14:57)Lady L Wrote:  I'm sorry guys, but all this talk of plastic sheets and tarpaulins is decidedly unsexy. I know it might be practical but surely messy sex is supposed to leave a mess?!

If my guy lays down a plastic sheet for me, I shall head to the kitchen for a nice brew instead!
I think Lady you are quite correct, the only time we had messy sex with plastic sheets is when it developed whilst decorating.

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07 Feb 2019 15:38
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RE: Messy food sex

Depends how messy and potentially staining the food is I suppose

The other advantage of tarpaulin is its relatively easily cleaned. Wouldnt want to throw any more plastic in the bin

If you don't try it how do you know you don't like it?
07 Feb 2019 20:08
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