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Inappropriate times to be horny

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RE: Inappropriate times to be horny

Having just revisited this thread from the start, a thought suddenly struck me.
At the risk of going directly against the question posed by the opening post, is there ever an inappropriate time to be horny?
Surely we should all be thanking our lucky stars for every second that we are lucky enough to feel horny.
I dare say there may be the odd exception but I for one won't be having a naked baptism with the Pope any time soon.

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04 Jan 2019 19:31
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RE: Inappropriate times to be horny

You know what? You are probably right RM. Maybe there isn't an inappropriate time to be horny.

What about an inappropriate time to show that you are horny?
05 Jan 2019 01:47
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RE: Inappropriate times to be horny

Oh there are definitely times when it's inappropriate to be horny, as this thread shows

The fact that occasionally we do get horny at those times doesn't make it any more appropriate

If you don't try it how do you know you don't like it?
05 Jan 2019 07:50
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I was at mass today and there were 3 lovely ladies that caught my eye.

All were yummy mummies, all were extremely hot and all made me feel things in my trousers!
13 Jan 2019 23:30
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(13 Jan 2019 23:30)Iamsomoney Wrote:  I was at mass today and there were 3 lovely ladies that caught my eye.

All were yummy mummies, all were extremely hot and all made me feel things in my trousers!
Now that sounds like a VERY appropriate time to be horny Iam. What's a man to do?
If they are going to turn up for church looking all hot and yummy, then you can't be expected to maintain a stiff upper lip 100% of the time.
Perhaps Mrs. Iam should tell them all to dress down a little in future to avoid any, shall we say, unpleasantness,
Or should that be 'pleasantness'?

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14 Jan 2019 00:10
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(13 Jan 2019 23:30)Iamsomoney Wrote:  I was at mass today and there were 3 lovely ladies that caught my eye.

All were yummy mummies, all were extremely hot and all made me feel things in my trousers!
Hi Money, that's a frequent location for me to get horny. Youre not alone.

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14 Jan 2019 06:32
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RE: Inappropriate times to be horny

Church is definitely a good place for some eye candy

If you don't try it how do you know you don't like it?
14 Jan 2019 07:21
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May I also suggest that when attending a church for a wedding the eye candy 
becomes even tastier ??

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14 Jan 2019 10:02
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You are spot on there Yuri

You can put the attendants into order of 'who first:

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14 Jan 2019 19:24
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Sorry folks but I found myself horny in a most inappropriate place today !

I had to have a big steroid injection today in my left knee ( first one ) and the doctor
advised it would "sting a bit" ( understatement!" )

So I'm lying on the couch with my trousers off and as he's walking towards me with a big
needle and two phials of liquid I shut my eyes and took my mind off to it's happy place.
So hiding away in my happy place and I'm having lovely thoughts about a lady I've had a 
recent sexy chat with on the forum.
 Sure enough there's the inevitable swelling in my boxers - oops !

If the doctor noticed he tactfully did not comment, but Mrs Yuri spotted it and she certainly commented when we got outside!

I blamed it on the drugs !!

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16 Jan 2019 20:12
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