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Inappropriate times to be horny

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(20 Nov 2018 22:37)Iamsomoney Wrote:  
(20 Nov 2018 00:37)Running Man Wrote:  Thankfully, it was only a crematorium service! Surely I couldn't possibly have had such naughty thoughts during a church service.
Alright....you've got me. Yes I fucking well could!
Oh RM. Church is the worst for it. There is a woman there who is unbelievable. She normally wears leather trousers that shows off her lovely arse. 

It takes all my will power to look away.
Sounds like church is well worth getting out of bed for on a Sunday!
How about next Sunday, you leave the will power at home and just have a 'kin good look?
If you feel guilty about it, you can always offload that guilt in a private message to me.
How very Christian of me don't you think?

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20 Nov 2018 22:43
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(20 Nov 2018 22:37)Iamsomoney Wrote:  
(20 Nov 2018 00:37)Running Man Wrote:  Thankfully, it was only a crematorium service! Surely I couldn't possibly have had such naughty thoughts during a church service.
Alright....you've got me. Yes I fucking well could!
Oh RM. Church is the worst for it. There is a woman there who is unbelievable. She normally wears leather trousers that shows off her lovely arse. 

It takes all my will power to look away.
I'm afraid I'd be tempted to not look away, and keep my hymn sheet in the right position
to hide my embarrassment.
Mind you, I never did have any will power !

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20 Nov 2018 22:45
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(20 Nov 2018 22:43)Running Man Wrote:  
(20 Nov 2018 22:37)Iamsomoney Wrote:  
(20 Nov 2018 00:37)Running Man Wrote:  Thankfully, it was only a crematorium service! Surely I couldn't possibly have had such naughty thoughts during a church service.
Alright....you've got me. Yes I fucking well could!
Oh RM. Church is the worst for it. There is a woman there who is unbelievable. She normally wears leather trousers that shows off her lovely arse. 

It takes all my will power to look away.
Sounds like church is well worth getting out of bed for on a Sunday!
How about next Sunday, you leave the will power at home and just have a 'kin good look?
If you feel guilty about it, you can always offload that guilt in a private message to me.
How very Christian of me don't you think?
It would be like going to confession. And don't worry I always look. I just don't look for too long.
20 Nov 2018 23:06
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Well if this good churchgoing lady is going to take the time to show off her lovely arse in leather trousers, then it's your duty, as a true Christian, to take the time to admire said lovely arse.
Trust me Iam, it's the right and proper thing to do, even if it feels a tad inappropriate.

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(20 Nov 2018 23:13)Running Man Wrote:  Well if this good churchgoing lady is going to take the time to show off her lovely arse in leather trousers, then it's your duty, as a true Christian, to take the time to admire said lovely arse.
Trust me Iam, it's the right and proper thing to do, even if it feels a tad inappropriate.

I should imagine there's a lot more inappropriate things happened in church than worshippers
taking time to admire a fellow parishioner 
( Not that I've ever personally witnessed anything ! )

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Ha ha I think we'll file that one under 'self inflicted'

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(22 Nov 2018 19:04)Morwen Wrote:  One which really sticks in my mind was on a day when I only had a half day's lectures in the morning and then one at 5pm back when I was an undergrad student, so decided to do a bit of writing whilst sat in the uni library (I'm an author). Long story short, found myself writing a bit of a steamy scene and getting myself worked up (one of the perks of writing "romance" lol)... Had to sit there until my 5pm lecture feeling quite flushed haha

Any chance we can get to read the "steamy scene" that had such an effect on you Morwen ??

I want to feel flushed too !

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Just buy all the books on Amazon and you'll be bound to get it, Yuri Smile

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23 Nov 2018 08:59
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(22 Nov 2018 19:04)Morwen Wrote:  One which really sticks in my mind was on a day when I only had a half day's lectures in the morning and then one at 5pm back when I was an undergrad student, so decided to do a bit of writing whilst sat in the uni library (I'm an author). Long story short, found myself writing a bit of a steamy scene and getting myself worked up (one of the perks of writing "romance" lol)... Had to sit there until my 5pm lecture feeling quite flushed haha

You know, Morwen... there's something about a University ambience that certainly makes my heart beat a little faster. Especially the cafes.  
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(02 Dec 2018 23:08)Morwen Wrote:  
(02 Dec 2018 17:45)Watershed Wrote:  
(22 Nov 2018 19:04)Morwen Wrote:  One which really sticks in my mind was on a day when I only had a half day's lectures in the morning and then one at 5pm back when I was an undergrad student, so decided to do a bit of writing whilst sat in the uni library (I'm an author). Long story short, found myself writing a bit of a steamy scene and getting myself worked up (one of the perks of writing "romance" lol)... Had to sit there until my 5pm lecture feeling quite flushed haha

You know, Morwen... there's something about a University ambience that certainly makes my heart beat a little faster. Especially the cafes.  


Funny how that is, I have a similar feeling about one specific cafe on campus too... 

Well, isn't that a delightful coincidence for a Monday morning?
(This post was last modified: 03 Dec 2018 10:15 by Watershed.)
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