Have you ever fancied a teacher?

(22 Apr 2018 08:50)Running Man Wrote:  

(21 Apr 2018 19:16)Diamond123 Wrote:  Parents evening is always a chance to rank my children's teachers in some sort of 'would I' order

At the risk of dampening your fire Diamond, I can't say that I compiled a similar list on parents' evening.
At the risk of sounding like a proper fucking nerd, parents' evenings were always serious matters. They would be included in the 1% of time when sex wasn't on my mind.
At the risk of sounding like a sex-crazed love machine, aren't there some fucking wonderful galleries on here? If we are talking about personal development, they certainly help me to achieve the results I need.

I don't believe you RM, I think your statistics are off by a decimal place 0.1% is more like it.

(22 Apr 2018 14:20)Voshigirl Wrote:  

(22 Apr 2018 08:50)Running Man Wrote:  

(21 Apr 2018 19:16)Diamond123 Wrote:  Parents evening is always a chance to rank my children's teachers in some sort of 'would I' order

At the risk of dampening your fire Diamond, I can't say that I compiled a similar list on parents' evening.
At the risk of sounding like a proper fucking nerd, parents' evenings were always serious matters. They would be included in the 1% of time when sex wasn't on my mind.
At the risk of sounding like a sex-crazed love machine, aren't there some fucking wonderful galleries on here? If we are talking about personal development, they certainly help me to achieve the results I need.

I don't believe you RM, I think your statistics are off by a decimal place  0.1% is more like it.

Now there's a lady who listened in her maths lessons.
A+ for that work Voshster and have a fucking gold star!!

Believe it or not RM I can still appreciate someone while being serious

Two of my French teachers for certain.

One used to wear her hair up, thick framed glasses, red lipsyick, a business skirt suit with stockings.

Oh my.

Was parents evening the other week. One teacher we saw had fab dyed hair. Wow. Another we didn't need to see this time but have spoken to before is nicely ample

At my school we had 1 or two teachers that the lads fancied. The one ended up teaching us Sex Education. My mate had to run out of the class because her talking about sex and being a gorgeous blonde, it ended up it had given him an erection.

(16 Jul 2018 20:38)Midlandsguy Wrote:  At my school we had 1 or two teachers that the lads fancied. The one ended up teaching us Sex Education. My mate had to run out of the class because her talking about sex and being a gorgeous blonde, it ended up it had given him an erection.

I always like a nice tidy ending to a story MG so please indulge me.
I 'd like to know where your friend ran off to. Was it;
1. The toilet for some 'me time'.
2. The changing rooms for a cold shower.
3. Behind the bike sheds for a sly cigarette and/or a swig of white cider.
Whichever it is, that sounds like one hell of a lesson. Your teacher is certainly worthy of an 'Outstanding' rating in my opinion.

(18 Jul 2018 20:49)Running Man Wrote:  

(16 Jul 2018 20:38)Midlandsguy Wrote:  At my school we had 1 or two teachers that the lads fancied. The one ended up teaching us Sex Education. My mate had to run out of the class because her talking about sex and being a gorgeous blonde, it ended up it had given him an erection.

I always like a nice tidy ending to a story MG so please indulge me.
I 'd like to know where your friend ran off to. Was it;
1. The toilet for some 'me time'.
2. The changing rooms for a cold shower.
3. Behind the bike sheds for a sly cigarette and/or a swig of white cider.
Whichever it is, that sounds like one hell of a lesson. Your teacher is certainly worthy of an 'Outstanding' rating in my opinion.

Do you know something... I can't actually remember haha. I think he may even have run home (no guess as to what he was doing in his bed room)

I know he randomly ran out and another mate p****ing himself laughing shouted out "He's got a hard on" when the teacher asked where he went haha. The class burst out laughing. 

This was like 12 years ago, but she was a stunning teacher. Blonde hair, slim and I think she was in her 30's or maybe even her 40's.

I lost interest at 'slim' lol

(19 Jul 2018 15:18)Midlandsguy Wrote:  

(18 Jul 2018 20:49)Running Man Wrote:  

(16 Jul 2018 20:38)Midlandsguy Wrote:  At my school we had 1 or two teachers that the lads fancied. The one ended up teaching us Sex Education. My mate had to run out of the class because her talking about sex and being a gorgeous blonde, it ended up it had given him an erection.

I always like a nice tidy ending to a story MG so please indulge me.
I 'd like to know where your friend ran off to. Was it;
1. The toilet for some 'me time'.
2. The changing rooms for a cold shower.
3. Behind the bike sheds for a sly cigarette and/or a swig of white cider.
Whichever it is, that sounds like one hell of a lesson. Your teacher is certainly worthy of an 'Outstanding' rating in my opinion.

Do you know something... I can't actually remember haha. I think he may even have run home (no guess as to what he was doing in his bed room)

Some biology homework perhaps?
Thanks for the answer MG. It was so considerate of his mate to announce to the class that he'd legged it because he'd got a hard on! What a snitch! But fair play to both of them. It's occasions like the one you describe that made high school almost bearable.