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Any funny recollections you want to share

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Any funny recollections you want to share

I'll go first......one of my first sexual experiences, so I was  quite young, I had been at an all night party and had my eye on this girl all night, but didnt have the bottle to do anything about it, we were at a friends house where  the garage was part of the house itself, the place was still full of people in various states of consciousness somehow I managed to cajole this girl into the garage, which was used as a storage area, and it had a sofa ready to be dumped, she noticed a projector screen on the wall, a gang of us watched hardcore porn on it when one of us got anything to watch, explaining what it was for, I felt siirrings  in the trouser department, then she asked why wasn't she invited...well BOING, instant erection, and she saw it trying to escape, then the dirty talk ensued, and the struggle to remove my jeans, my foot got caught in the rush, and I lost my balance, fell against the garage door, which opened and dispatched me down the drive, it was a Sunday morning when everyone washes their cars, I come rolling out of a garage massive erection, for everyone to see, never got it near that girl, she was too busy pissing her sides...my first experience of exhibitionism.......Big Grin
10 Oct 2017 14:43
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RE: Any funny recollections you want to share

mine's a bit more "basic"......(I have mentioned this before, I'm sure!). When I was about 7 months pregnant and on holiday in SW France, driving back towards the ferry port to come home, I needed to pee, Bacchus pulled into a rest area, the toilets clearly hadn't been cleaned for a while as i could smell them from 100 paces!! Wandered off into the undergrowth to take a pee, took off what i needed to (which was practically everything as i was wearing a one piece maternity romper and was braless), squatted down then realised i needed a bit more than a wee (I'm sure i don't need to be more descriptive!!), was in mid-strain when the undergrowth erupted next to me as a very friendly dog appeared, you can guess the rest.....owner followed a few seconds later, nodded a greeting, called his dog to heel & went by as if seeing a virtually naked pregnant woman taking a dump was an everyday occurrence! I just wanted the ground to open up & swallow me!

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10 Oct 2017 15:20
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(10 Oct 2017 15:20)naturegirl1 Wrote:  mine's a bit more "basic"......(I have mentioned this before, I'm sure!). When I was about 7 months pregnant and on holiday in SW France, driving back towards the ferry port to come home, I needed to pee, Bacchus pulled into a rest area, the toilets clearly hadn't been cleaned for a while as i could smell them from 100 paces!! Wandered off into the undergrowth to take a pee, took off what i needed to (which was practically everything as i was wearing a one piece maternity romper and was braless), squatted down then realised i needed a bit more than a wee (I'm sure i don't need to be more descriptive!!), was in mid-strain when the undergrowth erupted next to me as a very friendly dog appeared, you can guess the rest.....owner followed a few seconds later, nodded a greeting, called his dog to heel & went by as if seeing a virtually naked pregnant woman taking a dump was an everyday occurrence! I just wanted the ground to open up & swallow me!
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10 Oct 2017 22:39
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There have been a few funny/embarrassing events, one I can remember one incident with an old gf she was wearing a really short leather skirt and nothing underneath while we were out for the day shopping we popped back to the car to drop some stuff in the boot, while there we decided as it was quite to have a quickie well after a bj and a quick fuck behind the car. Everything was great untill about ten minutes after we got back to shopping the load I shot in her was dribbling down her thigh.
13 Oct 2017 13:43
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Mine involves my wife in an embarrassing incident before we were married. Going on holiday to Somerset she desperately needed to pee, but we were in the countryside miles from civilization. Pulling up in a field gateway I managed to convince her that she was quite safe to pop into the field for relief. She was very unsure but eventually agreed, but just as she pulled off her knickers and started she looked up to see a commuter train pass slowly by with people staring at her. She didn't know what to do so she just waved to them !!
I was in the doghouse for t least three days !!

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13 Oct 2017 17:38
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I bet you were, but us wurzels are civilised.

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13 Oct 2017 18:26
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