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Alphabet Cunnilingus

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Alphabet Cunnilingus

Today I've been looking at the merits of using either upper case letters or lower case when giving my wife's clit cunnilingus using the alphabet system with my tongue.

If we imagine her clit area subdivided into 9 zones like noughts and crosses and using my letter formation (standard I think), using capitals my tongue will touch these zones 205 times. However, using lower case the number is 210, for the whole 26.

We can derive from this that if she likes her clit hood or her right side touched, upper case is best. If she prefers under her clit, left & right across, up and down or left side, lower case is best.

If I want maximum contact the letters are "B" and "m" and the best 6 letter words are "megady", and " BARDEQ"

So please help me prove my theory?

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13 Jun 2017 19:51
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RE: Alphabet Cunnilingus

Eh???? You lost me there mate!!

If it feels good...do it! Wink

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13 Jun 2017 20:48
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Well my theory is much simpler Mr. Hovis.
Trying to analyse sex on a scientific basis is like trying to analyse art or music. What is fantastic to some people is often distasteful to others. 
You can spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism' on her vulva if you like; if she hates oral sex then you can forget your theory altogether.
The verdict....theory unproven in this case.

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 
13 Jun 2017 20:57
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RE: Alphabet Cunnilingus

(13 Jun 2017 19:51)Hovis Wrote:  Today I've been looking at the merits of using either upper case letters or lower case when giving my wife's clit cunnilingus using the alphabet system with my tongue.

If we imagine her clit area subdivided into 9 zones like noughts and crosses and using my letter formation (standard I think), using capitals my tongue will touch these zones 205 times. However, using lower case the number is 210, for the whole 26.

We can derive from this that if she likes her clit hood or her right side touched, upper case is best. If she prefers under her clit, left & right across, up and down or left side, lower case is best.

If I want maximum contact the letters are "B" and "m" and the best 6 letter words are "megady", and " BARDEQ"

So please help me prove my theory?

100 points for the thought and effort that has gone into this theory!!!
13 Jun 2017 22:51
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14 Jun 2017 04:10
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(13 Jun 2017 19:51)Hovis Wrote:  Today I've been looking at the merits of using either upper case letters or lower case when giving my wife's clit cunnilingus using the alphabet system with my tongue.

If we imagine her clit area subdivided into 9 zones like noughts and crosses and using my letter formation (standard I think), using capitals my tongue will touch these zones 205 times.  However, using lower case the number is 210, for the whole 26.

We can derive from this that if she likes her clit hood or her right side touched, upper case is best.  If she prefers under her clit, left & right across, up and down or left side, lower case is best.

If I want maximum contact the letters are "B" and "m" and the best 6 letter words are "megady", and " BARDEQ"

So please help me prove my theory?

You must have had a lot of fun figuring this out Queening
14 Jun 2017 13:47
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