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The things we do with food

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The things we do with food

Do you ever look in the fridge and think, "Should I eat this, or just shove it as deep inside me as I can get it?" Blush


17 Feb 2016 21:31
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RE: The things we do with food

When I first saw the thread, I was sure, that I'm giving you an obvious answer: I fucking eat it (not the sausage though, veg here!)!

Now that I see what this topic is about I strongly recommend medical care ^^
(This post was last modified: 17 Feb 2016 22:15 by Bernobo.)
17 Feb 2016 21:50
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RE: The things we do with food

ice cream is always fun!
17 Feb 2016 22:45
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RE: The things we do with food

This has had this stoner girl crying laughing for about ten mins...every time I manage to compose myself I just start giggling again lol

Ice cream is always fun whether ur eating it from a bowl/tub/ a sexy body btw that sausage looks a bit limp to me...won't be having a breakfast roll today!

Bernobo.....u crack me up, that sausage making me feel bit vegetarian lol

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(This post was last modified: 18 Feb 2016 09:09 by Welshstonedsex.)
18 Feb 2016 09:08
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RE: The things we do with food

I'm sorry Bernobo but... your Avatar is just PERFECT for this thread.

I mean... when I scroll up and look at the image of that creature munching with fury - it's eyeballs are literally FIXED on the damn sausage.

@Welshstonedsex: please tell me I'm not making this up. Can you see his eyes? CAN YOU?!


Re: the ice cream, I have been there and done that. Quite literally too. My most freaky moment with food was pushing a ripe cherry up a girl's very sexy bum and asking her to...


OK perhaps I should not be sharing this... Angel

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18 Feb 2016 09:58
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RE: The things we do with food

I see it..... Well that's me giggling like a child for the next few hours....it's all I see now when in scroll up. Yum yum yum yum X
I'm crying!

Don't go shy on us now mr whisper.....we all get freaky lol

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18 Feb 2016 10:02
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RE: The things we do with food

(18 Feb 2016 10:02)Welshstonedsex Wrote:  Don't go shy on us now mr whisper.....we all get freaky lol

Best cherry I ever ate? x)

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18 Feb 2016 10:09
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RE: The things we do with food

Yes mr whisper....I bet it was xx
I think if ur gonna use food in the bedroom please be careful of any sauces...especially mustard....ice cream sauce may sound fun but it ain't it gets very sticky, very quickly. Just bring the tub of ice cream and go to town lol

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18 Feb 2016 10:23
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Just came back to this thread to have a giggle......I might be high and can't stop chuckling xx

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18 Feb 2016 13:31
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RE: The things we do with food

I can't stop myself from coming here....giggling like a child and having my dog look at me strange while I shoot tea from my nose lol....I don't even know why I keep giggling.
On another note I've been really off the thought of sausage since this thread....it's messing with my breakfast roll and don't think I'll be having saveloy for a llllllooooooonnnnnnnggggg time X

Happy,high and horny! 
20 Feb 2016 08:33
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