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Lets talk Anal

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Inspired by the tales of Mick Jagger and his Mars Bar antics a friend of mine decided a toblerone up the bottom would be far more fun, he reckoned the triangles would play a superb tune of pleasure on a girl.

At a party he disappeared upstairs with a very good looking girl, though a bit unsteady on her feet.

A few minutes later a great outraged howl was heard followed by the girl thundering downstairs, part dressed and clutching her clothes. she stared at us all as we watched entranced and exploded "You would not believe what that bastard just tried to do!" She fled into the night before we could tell her we had a pretty good idea.
15 Dec 2017 17:02
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Hi all,

having returned several times to a close up picture of a sparkly butt plug, I've started to wonder...

Do they start in small sizes? (what's coming over me?)

Any fellas or girls have advice for me on this?

Al
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15 Dec 2017 17:10
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(15 Dec 2017 17:02)Rapier69 Wrote:  Inspired by the tales of Mick Jagger and his Mars Bar antics a friend of mine decided a toblerone up the bottom would be far more fun, he reckoned the triangles would play a superb tune of pleasure on a girl.

At a party he disappeared upstairs with a very good looking girl, though a bit unsteady on her feet.

A few minutes later a great outraged howl was heard followed by the girl thundering downstairs, part dressed and clutching her clothes. she stared at us all as we watched entranced and exploded "You would not believe what that bastard just tried to do!" She fled into the night before we could tell her we had a pretty good idea.
that cannot be true. who would even think of that! madness. lol

also toblerones aren't cheap, what a waste.

(15 Dec 2017 17:10)AlanG Wrote:  Hi all,

having returned several times to a close up picture of a sparkly butt plug, I've started to wonder...

Do they start in small sizes? (what's coming over me?)

Any fellas or girls have advice for me on this?

Al
yeah you can get loads of sizes. you can get ones that are shaped to stimulate the male g-spot too, KD has one like that. I just like the feeling of being full so prefer the teardrop shaped ones, and I've got three varying from small to large. Definitely start small/slim... use lots of lube.... relax and enjoy!

Heart
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15 Dec 2017 19:27
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(15 Dec 2017 19:27)kingDoms_sub Wrote:  
(15 Dec 2017 17:02)Rapier69 Wrote:  Inspired by the tales of Mick Jagger and his Mars Bar antics a friend of mine decided a toblerone up the bottom would be far more fun, he reckoned the triangles would play a superb tune of pleasure on a girl.

At a party he disappeared upstairs with a very good looking girl, though a bit unsteady on her feet.

A few minutes later a great outraged howl was heard followed by the girl thundering downstairs, part dressed and clutching her clothes. she stared at us all as we watched entranced and exploded "You would not believe what that bastard just tried to do!" She fled into the night before we could tell her we had a pretty good idea.
that cannot be true. who would even think of that! madness. lol

also toblerones aren't cheap, what a waste.

(15 Dec 2017 17:10)AlanG Wrote:  Hi all,

having returned several times to a close up picture of a sparkly butt plug, I've started to wonder...

Do they start in small sizes? (what's coming over me?)

Any fellas or girls have advice for me on this?

Al
yeah you can get loads of sizes. you can get ones that are shaped to stimulate the male g-spot too, KD has one like that. I just like the feeling of being full so prefer the teardrop shaped ones, and I've got three varying from small to large. Definitely start small/slim... use lots of lube.... relax and enjoy!
Hi, kds and thanks for the advice & info. It was of course your picture!
The world's moved on since I did my anatomy & physiology! I didn't know there was a male G spot! Is it the prostate?
Alan
15 Dec 2017 19:36
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Haha I thought it might be Blush

Yeah it is the prostate!

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15 Dec 2017 19:38
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(15 Dec 2017 19:38)kingDoms_sub Wrote:  Haha I thought it might be Blush

Yeah it is the prostate!
A good few years ago there were a few studies that showed frequency of ejaculation in males  was related to enlarged prostate & prostate cancer; the more cums, the less chance of both.#

I have been assiduous in following the findings; purely for health reasons, I've tried to fuck and/or wank & cum twice a day!!

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15 Dec 2017 22:10
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Similarly inspired, but persuaded to start small, I lost a segment of Terry's Chocolate Orange!

The more frantically I tried to retrieve it by tongue and finger, the more it melted.

"I don't know what you're doing there, Alan, but its fucking good!" was the response! 
 
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(15 Dec 2017 22:27)AlanG Wrote:  Similarly inspired, but persuaded to start small, I lost a segment of Terry's Chocolate Orange!

The more frantically I tried to retrieve it by tongue and finger, the more it melted.

"I don't know what you're doing there, Alan, but its fucking good!" was the response! 
 
Well that's decision made then Alan.
I'll be asking for a Terry's Chocolate Orange this year. 
I said last Christmas that Ferrero Rocher was a bad idea but she wouldn't listen.

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum 
16 Dec 2017 22:50
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(16 Dec 2017 22:50)Running Man Wrote:  
(15 Dec 2017 22:27)AlanG Wrote:  Similarly inspired, but persuaded to start small, I lost a segment of Terry's Chocolate Orange!

The more frantically I tried to retrieve it by tongue and finger, the more it melted.

"I don't know what you're doing there, Alan, but its fucking good!" was the response! 
 
Well that's decision made then Alan.
I'll be asking for a Terry's Chocolate Orange this year. 
I said last Christmas that Ferrero Rocher was a bad idea but she wouldn't listen.

Did you manage to retrieve it RM?

Let's be honest and open.... I'll take off my clothes first Wink
16 Dec 2017 22:57
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My wife will not do it, but to my dismay I saw another man do it to her and she loved it. When I challenged her about it she told me she only liked small dicks in her rear, and I failed there. Sort of a complement I suppose, not sure I buy it though!
19 Dec 2017 10:13
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