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whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

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whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

on a late night commuter train out of London i sat diagonally opposite a tipsy office girl who very loosely crossed her legs showing me her red lacy panties...i could watch through the walk way gap between the seats, i had a news paper so i opened it and placed it as a shield to hide behind..removed my cock from my trousers and started to wank, i shot my load into said paper and the remaining cum on the end of my knob i scooped up and lick off my finger...i put myself away and folded the paper up complete with the mess inside...got off at mt stop feeling very satisfied with myself..a perfect stealth wank.....needless to say i put the paper in the bin..Big Grin



whats yours ?? with details...lol

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(This post was last modified: 16 Jan 2014 22:31 by red-cock.)
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

Holy crap, I'm not sure if that's brave or something else!

Ok, I have had an orgasm while on the phone to someone before, and she didn't know I was having an orgasm. That's as crazy I go, but that's my entry.
17 Jan 2014 18:23
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

this is not crazy but iv had a fumble at work in the past

make me smile Cheer
17 Jan 2014 18:28
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(17 Jan 2014 18:28)daniellered Wrote:  this is not crazy but iv had a fumble at work in the past

All depends where you work Wink
17 Jan 2014 20:35
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(17 Jan 2014 20:35)PredicaMr Wrote:  
(17 Jan 2014 18:28)daniellered Wrote:  this is not crazy but iv had a fumble at work in the past

All depends where you work Wink
well i work in an office, but i was in the ladies loo lol

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17 Jan 2014 21:17
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

I haven't winked anywhere weird!
17 Jan 2014 21:19
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

I have to say there was no one in the group of seats i was in..she was the nearest person appart from some people behind me (facing the other way) ime not that much of a perv.....no wait ....i am..lol

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18 Jan 2014 10:33
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

Toilets at work, on the tube but didn't finish off (p.s red newspaper is the perfect shield Smile ) during a flight (again in the toilet) Im the park bushes.

Lol
18 Jan 2014 11:21
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

Late night driving on the motorway, took some effort to clean up Wanking

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18 Jan 2014 17:02
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RE: whats the craziest place you have ever had a wank?

Once or twice I've had some clit play under my desk at work
18 Jan 2014 22:35
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