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The Mother Of.... - Running Man - 07 Jun 2019 08:21

Good Morning you sexy people.
I'm happy to report that I have, this morning, woken up with the Mother of all hard ons (again!)Too much time browsing the threads in the small hours perhaps. 
I'm unhappy to report that I'm at work for the next nine hours and still feeling rather naughty.
Any ideas what I can do my friends???
Dirty answers only please!


RE: The Mother Of.... - Lady L - 07 Jun 2019 09:06

(07 Jun 2019 08:21)Running Man Wrote:  Good Morning you sexy people.
I'm happy to report that I have, this morning, woken up with the Mother of all hard ons (again!)Too much time browsing the threads in the small hours perhaps. 
I'm unhappy to report that I'm at work for the next nine hours and still feeling rather naughty.
Any ideas what I can do my friends???
Dirty answers only please!

Happy to see you've not changed and you know my answer! 


RE: The Mother Of.... - Running Man - 07 Jun 2019 10:55

Yes I think I do Lady L!
Perhaps I should nip out for a spot of 'lunch'.


RE: The Mother Of.... - Iamsomoney - 08 Jun 2019 06:04

Did you nip out for a spot of 'lunch' in the end RM?


RE: The Mother Of.... - Running Man - 08 Jun 2019 06:56

(08 Jun 2019 06:04)Iamsomoney Wrote:  Did you nip out for a spot of 'lunch' in the end RM?
Yes I did but....
That spot of lunch consisted of an all day breakfast sandwich and a yoghurt, which wasn't quite the 'lunch' I had in mind.
However, the weekend is upon us giving me 48 hours of opportunity to have a really enjoyable 'lunch'.
Thanks for asking and I'm only sorry that my answer probably isn't the wankfest you may have expected.
(By the way, 'yoghurt' isn't a euphemism in this post).