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Naughty Letters To Santa - Running Man - 03 Dec 2018 00:37

Dear Santa Claus,
Please may I have a donkey dick for Christmas instead of a bike?
All My Love, Running Man.


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - yurigagarin - 03 Dec 2018 07:42

Dear Santa Claus

Please can I have a snuggle buddy for my Christmas present please
I know you usually get requests for dolls or bikes, but as I’m a bit older I’d really appreciate a real flesh and bones play thing all to myself.
 I’d like my ‘Snuggle buddy’ to not only be beautiful, but also a good listener, who knows just how to have a good time, and is especially good at the kinky stuff in the bedroom too ! 

I understand I've left it a little late and you’re working with a big request list and a small time frame, so for guidance may I suggest you cast your eyes over the beautiful ladies on the UK Sex Forum .

If you can find a snuggle buddy anywhere near as sexy as those ladies, you'll make me
a very happy Russian indeed !!
Thanking you in eager anticipation 
Yuri 

 


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - Maurice - 03 Dec 2018 08:26

Dearest Santa,
My Donkey dick seems to be impotent unless I'm anywhere near a stable, and my cuddle buddy left me for my best mate. Can I go back to asking for a bicycle please.
:-)


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - Diamond123 - 03 Dec 2018 19:11

Dear Santa

I'm permanently on the naughty list so won't get anything as usual. However could you lend me your red and white outfit? It might be good for some role play. But you'll probably have to get it dry cleaned afterwards

Diamond

PS Tell Mrs Claus I'm game if she is. She'll know what I mean


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - Voshigirl - 03 Dec 2018 20:17

Dear Santa

Please send me an Action Man. you have me Sindy a long time ago and she had lovely big boobs.

Now I'm a lot older I think I'm ready for some action with a man whose cock never goes limp.

Yours

Voshi


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - Lady L - 05 Dec 2018 23:34

Dear Santa Claus

Please please please could you bring me a steel boned corset. All my friends have them and I've seen some really pretty ones.

Lots of hugs and kisses
Lady L x


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - kingDoms_sub - 05 Dec 2018 23:38

Santa can you hear me
I have been so good this year... No wait that's a lie, we both know it. Can I just get a nice new vibrator and some sexy undies and I'll leave the nudes under the cookie as usual. Cheers pal.


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - Morwen - 06 Dec 2018 00:16

(05 Dec 2018 23:38)kingDoms_sub Wrote:  Santa can you hear me
I have been so good this year... No wait that's a lie, we both know it. Can I just get a nice new vibrator and some sexy undies and I'll leave the nudes under the cookie as usual. Cheers pal.


Ha! My favourite reply here so far!

As for mine,
Dear Santa, please bring me new lingerie as I've been a good girl and lost weight so half of mine is now too big ;(  I'd also like a new set of leather cuffs as I've lost one of mine and Mr isn't very pleased!


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - Diamond123 - 08 Dec 2018 08:02

The great thing with losing weight and having underwear that is too big is that it falls off a whole lot easier...


RE: Naughty Letters To Santa - yurigagarin - 08 Dec 2018 09:38

(08 Dec 2018 08:02)Diamond123 Wrote:  The great thing with losing weight and having underwear that is too big is that it falls off a whole lot easier...

Not if you're outside at the time when your shorts fall down !
(As happened to me when I stretched up to load my wheelie bin)

Mrs Yuri was no help - just stood there laughing !!