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Household objects

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RE: Household objects

(28 Sep 2017 16:14)PERKYBOOBS2 Wrote:  
(28 Sep 2017 15:25)naturegirl1 Wrote:  
(17 Sep 2017 18:10)Ronnie Wrote:  
(17 Sep 2017 13:51)Christian Wrote:  My wife did once a wonderfully kinky thing. She used cucumber to pleasure herself when i was at work and after she made a salad and when i came back from work she gave it to me to eat. I couldnt love her more!!
True what they say. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

BTW....... a couple have mentioned the joy of using a power washer? How does that go? Isnt it a bit wet and a bit public?
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The only thing that's wet is my fanny when I use a power washer! Seriously though..... all i have to do is stand astride the hose, allow the hose to come into contact with my crotch, press the trigger & hey presto! Instant pleasure, it even works through jeans!
A cucumber is the best and I always use a condom over it for hygiene reasons.  I have also used a wooden spoon - the long end not the spoon end.  It is a bit tricky though.  A hairbrush also (handle end).  They all have their different sensations.  You can't use condoms for all objects though that is the only snag.
I have found that the girls really love a banana. It is more the general size of a penis and you don't need to use a condom on it.  They love its' curve, as if inserted correctly, it hits the 'G' spot very nicely.  And you tell me a woman that does not enjoy a double orgasm

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30 Sep 2017 06:59
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RE: Household objects

Remember the old joysticks that you used with computers.... I had one with a small silver handle that had a ball on the end, that used to go up my ass regularly... guess it really was a joystick in more ways than one!
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RE: Household objects

Back to cucumbers they make an excellent male masturbator too. In my youth I would purchase a nice firm cucumber cut it in half then scoop out the fleshy part (leave in warm water to heat up if you prefer), make a very small hole in the top so that you can "control the vacuum" with your finger, slide in then pump away for an organic orgasm! Wink
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RE: Household objects

(30 Sep 2017 13:51)Leedslingerielover Wrote:  Remember the old joysticks that you used with computers.... I had one with a small silver handle that had a ball on the end, that used to go up my ass regularly... guess it really was a joystick in more ways than one!
Good call LLL.
Try doing that with an Xbox controller. And they reckon that's progress!
Progress my arse!!!!

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It'll progress your arse to the nearest A&E haha
I've never really gone in for household objects! Feel like I'm missing out going by this thread

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Lol @ the joystick.


I recently found a new object others might find useful...a crutch.

I've had this crutch almost 2 years and only last week looked at the handle and thought it would make a good "toy". I covered it in cling film ( we don't use condoms) placed it on the bed and climbed aboard. It did hurt a bit and I couldn't get it in all the way without too much discomfort, but I can imagine it would be great for others who may have one.
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(10 Oct 2017 10:50)Red_Velvet Wrote:  Lol @ the joystick.


I recently found a new object others might find useful...a crutch.

I've had this crutch almost 2 years and only last week looked at the handle and thought it would make a good "toy". I covered it in cling film ( we don't use condoms) placed it on the bed and climbed aboard. It did hurt a bit and I couldn't get it in all the way without too much discomfort, but I can imagine it would be great for others who may have one.
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(10 Oct 2017 10:50)Red_Velvet Wrote:  Lol @ the joystick.


I recently found a new object others might find useful...a crutch.

I've had this crutch almost 2 years and only last week looked at the handle and thought it would make a good "toy". I covered it in cling film ( we don't use condoms) placed it on the bed and climbed aboard. It did hurt a bit and I couldn't get it in all the way without too much discomfort, but I can imagine it would be great for others who may have one.
I would certainly hope that you 'couldn't get it in all the way' Miss Velvet! Surely that would involve life changing surgery wouldn't it?
How tall are you from the waist up???
I like to think that I have a vivid imagination but I can't visualise a crutch as a sex toy.

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It's only the handle.

Please read my BIO.
11 Oct 2017 19:01
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(11 Oct 2017 19:01)Voshigirl Wrote:  It's only the handle.
It was just my attempt at injecting a little humour Voshster.
Clearly it failed!!

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